Aaron Parecki

I'm gonna start using "corona" as a unit of measurement. Who's with me?
"I was at the grocery store and this guy came within one corona of me!"
"The protests stretched for like 200 coronas!"


I am entirely down with this. I love weird units of measurement.

If I understand the measurement correctly, 1 corona is ~3.6 cubits.



This also makes it easy to explain to people: Don't come within 1 corona of a sick person or you'll need to quarentine for 1 fortnight.

1 c / 1 fn