[Scene: The U.S. Senate]
Dems: We have a new bill. You in?
Reps: Nah, you gotta pay for it.
D: Oh ok. What if we raise taxes to pay for it?
R: Nah, no tax increases.
D: Wut? So you won't support anything?
D: Fine, we'll do it w/o you.
R: What about UNITY?!