[Scene: The U.S. Senate]

Dems: We have a new bill. You in?

Reps: Nah, you gotta pay for it.

D: Oh ok. What if we raise taxes to pay for it?

R: Nah, no tax increases.

D: Wut? So you won't support anything?

R: Yes.

D: Fine, we'll do it w/o you.

R: What about UNITY?!